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ryaninwonderland: josh <333333

ryaninwonderland:

josh <333333

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catsandcoloringbooks:

fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook:

I’m posting this because of reasons.

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I feel sorry for the fat guy in lilo and stitch.

mister-comedy:

He never gets to finish his ice cream. 

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see-you-in-my-sleep:

HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Omgggg

People hurting themselves make me laugh

people are fucking stupid

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i cybered on omegle today
  • You: hi
  • Stranger: hey
  • You: wanna cyber
  • Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
  • You: ya
  • Stranger: And okay then, you start?
  • You: i come into ur bedroom
  • You: and ur sleeping
  • You: and i crawl under your blanket
  • Stranger: I'm still asleep
  • You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
  • You: and u wake up and smile
  • Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
  • You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
  • You: cutting off your penis
  • Stranger: wait
  • You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
  • Stranger: Then what...?
  • You: I HATE YOU
  • Stranger: I didn't cheat
  • You: you bleed to death in your bed
  • Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
  • You: nobody ever knows what happened
  • You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
  • You: the end
  • Stranger: I have a mercedes?
  • You: not anymore faggot
  • Your conversation partner has disconnected.

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